A half-arsed eulogy in advance of the forthcoming funeral for the band Sum 41. Tissues not provided. (The recording skipped over a few seconds due to my laptop being sh*t, so here's what you missed - "Some of the most blatant rip-off moments in music history may be littered throughout their back catalogue - from 'The Hell Song's' Nickelback verse, to 'Underclass Hero' essentially being a covers album of shit that was released a few years prior, to 'Hotel California' on speed.") Twitter: @critical_noise