Okay, here's the rest of "The Ugly Table."  If the story IS offensive, as I have suspected, well, here's your chance to hear me apologize.  Or . . . tiptoe around apologizing, at least. If you're NOT offended by it, well, feel free to let me know in the comments. If you're interested in my audio story "Lost & Found," here's the link!  And here's the text version on at this link Feel freer to download the episode by Right-Clicking THIS LINK. Music by Kevin McLeod of Incompetech.com.  And special thanks to good old Gino Moretto for the awesome Outcast logo above.  He does great work with no thought of reward, the bastard.