Welcome to our hiatus-long #RiverdaleRewatch! Our rewatch episodes are spoiler-free for most of the ep for our first-time Riverdale watchers. Avoid “Spoiler Time” from 46:35 - 53:20 if you’re not all caught up! If you ARE all caught up: we’ll talk Season 2 parallels, Season 3 hopes/theories, and pre-canon-era-Bughead headcanons during Spoiler Time.

We watch the very first episode, Riverdale 1x01 - “Chapter One: The River’s Edge,” a solid ass pilot in our humble opinions. We freak out over a clue Josie gives about where Riverdale is that we had previously overlooked, begin voicing our deep hatred for Child Predator Geraldine Grundy, rant about why we hate love triangles and why we’re glad Riverdale put the Betty/Veronica/Archie love triangle to bed in the pilot, talk about how WILD Riverdale is for making Betty and Veronica the first kiss of the show, and so much more!

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