Welcome to our hiatus-long #RiverdaleRewatch! Our rewatch episodes are spoiler-free for most of the ep for our first-time Riverdale watchers. Avoid “Spoiler Time” from 49:16 - 57:24 if you’re not all caught up!

We watch Riverdale 1x09 - “Chapter Nine: La Grande Illusion,” an ICONIC ep where SO. MUCH. HAPPENS! From laughing about all the Blossom family nonsense at the tree tapping ceremony to gushing about supportive and soft Bughead to being generally in awe of the iconic Alice throwing a BRICK at Hal scene to ruminating on Rebecca’s theory that Archie is a golden retriever who can be trained - this is a jam-packed, super fun ep!

(For all who are caught up, we talk the Archie-Jughead-Fred dynamic, how we want Veronica to transform from Daddy’s girl to full on socialist in Season 3, our thoughts on Moose and Kevin being a thing in the new season, and more!)

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