Listen to us watch Riverdale 2x15 - “Chapter Twenty-Eight: There Will Be Blood,” as we laugh about Jughead and his trusty map of Riverdale, fawn over Choni, gasp about that wild Blossom reveal, and rant about the Lodges becoming OD evil now that their GROSS private prison plans have been unveiled. Fuck private prisons! (Spoilers inside; watch the episode first!)

Feat. the slightly distant voice of our friend Hailey McInnes.

Note: at 16:46 when Maria refers to "a line Kevin also said in Season 1," she was referring to Toni saying, “This is riveting, I can’t breathe” but we accidentally omitted the audio~

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