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Riverdale Roundup Ch. 132: It's Not Darkness, It's Just Horniess

Every week Jackie Zebrowski, MJ Knefel and Holden McNeely give you the yeehas and the yahoos on celebrity gossip so you can talk to your co-workers and finally know what the hell they're talking about. 
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Jackie and Holden regaled MJ with tale of how they gluttonized themselves with  a slice of deep fried cheese crusted Midwest America at the LA County Fair, the insane saga that inspired Baby Reindeer, including a bizarre interview with the stalker with eternal stankface haver Piers Morgan, a ball smashing and Cadbury Egg filled chat bout BOTS, SECRETS OF THE MET GALA REVEALED!?, Jackie's reaction to Whoopie Goldberg (68) dating someone roughly 40 years older than her and isn't kept in an urn, AND in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: The Curious Case of The Wiggles!??!?!? A list you're gonna wanna SMASH THAT BUTTON FOR THE LINKS FOR!, blindz (including one that may set a decade long feud on it's head), SHOUTZ AND EVEN MORE!!!!  

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Ep. 535: Sorry Girl, But I Think You're Kissing A Corpse

This week MJ, Jackie and Holden discuss the... unique looks of every MILF of the Manor, the Circle ending left LOTS to be desired, Holden's been on a romcom kick, Jackie gets on her spelunking gear to head on down the Mulaney Hole, PLUS XMEN 97 AND MOOOOORE!!!!!

MILF Manor: Season 2 - Discovery Plus
My Big Fat Greek Wedding - Amazon
The Circle Season 6 - Netflix
Anyone But You --more COM less ROM
The Idea of You  --more ROM less COM
John Mulaney Presents: Everybody's in LA - NETFLIX
X-Men '97 - Max

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Talkin' TV - Major Divorced Dad

This week Jackie is fresh from Naw'leans, Holden is checkin' out REAL NON ANIMATED CHUNKS and MJ is asking who's Team Drake?? In this BEEF filled P7 with Kendrick goin' after Drake, everyone booin' at Kim Kardashian during the live Netflix Roast of Tom Brady aaaand Tom getting upset about MASSAGE TALK, Page 7 FINALLY issues a formal statement on missing a MASSIVE plot point in Crossroads, some crazy shit possibly happened with Britney Spears at Chateau Marmont ending with her leg injured, Celeb's at the Met rocked their best Garden looks UNIT KIM'S SWEATER RUINED IT ALL, and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Shirley MacLaine is in a CULT!??!?!? A LIST OF BIZARE THINGS THAT HAPPENED BACKSTAGE ON THE SET OF MOVIES AND TV!!, BLINDZ, SHOUTZ AND EVEN MORE!!!!

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Ep. 534: BEEF CHECK

This week Holden, MJ and Jackie discuss their disappointment with the AI reveal on The Circle, then abandon all hope as they enter the MILF Manor (season 2), the bathroom hot mic moment comes back with H E A T in The Jinx (season 2) and Jackie is sent out to that terrible Planet of the Apes. 

The Circle - Netflix
MILF Manor (S2) - SPOILER ALERT 'BOUT 17:10 TIL 23:34 - MAXXX 
The Jinx (S2)- MAXXX
Planet of the Apes ('68 and all 3 2010's remakes)- Hulu
Abigail - IN THE THEATAHS
Challengers - IN THE THEATAHS
Derry Girls - Netflix

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Talkin' TV - This is The Boomer Hour

It's Spring Break at LPN and what better time to embark on a road trip with the gang!

Trigger Warning: rape and pregnancy loss

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Riverdale Roundup Ch. 132: It's Not Darkness, It's Just Horniess

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