"MAKE 'EM ALL GAY, PLEASE" Jackie shouts into the unforgiving Archie-verse!

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Riverdale Roundup Ch. 131: They've Made the Entire Universe Gay

Every week Jackie Zebrowski, MJ Knefel and Holden McNeely give you the yeehas and the yahoos on celebrity gossip so you can talk to your co-workers and finally know what the hell they're talking about. 
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This week Holden, MJ and Jackie are gossin' 'bout Fae-Jackie hitting up the ACOTAR themed Velaris Starfall Ball, talks about public proposals and Holden lay's out his Catsesque proposal, the amazing cosplay community around ACOTAR, and MJ decides which of their children will be sent to live with Juggalos, the Billie Eilish and TSwift feud might not be as hawt as it seems, big concert failures and Ticketmaster/Live Nation breakup hopefully means live music will change for the better, the Cannes security, Millie Bobby Brown begins Livin' on a Prayer with Jake Bongiovi, North West performs as Young Simba in a horrifically roasted rendition of The Lion King, SPOILER ALET FOR THE 2006 FILM THE PRESTIGE in this week's Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Another Cake Boss conspiracy! An easter egg filled list, dem blindzzzz, shouts and more on this PAGE 7!!!!! 

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Ep. 537: That's My Roman Empire

This week on Talkin' TV Jackie serenade us in a beautiful theme song solo, MJ is enthralled by the early aught internet safety, Holden has fully embraced his edgy NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS teen self, MILF Manor this week was BOREO SNOREO, there's a new reality show on the horizon that may prove American reality TV does what Britain reality TV can't, House of Villains continues to pump out the hawt trash,  Furiosa has waaaaaay more CGI than expected, Holden continues his journey into Hell with Hazbin Hotel, and Jackie breaks out the weed, diet soda, and Burnout Revenge for the PS2, to get in the Smiling Friends mood and more on this week's Talkin' TV!

Married At First Sight (season 15) - Netflix
MILF Manor: Season 2 - Max
House of Villains - Peacock
Ashley Madison: Sex, Lies and Scandal - Netflix
The Jinx: The Life and Deaths of Robert Durst Part 2 - Maxxx
Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga - the THEATA
Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes - THEATA
Hazbin Hotel - Amazon Prime
Smiling Friends - Maxxx

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Talkin' TV - Talkin' Internet

This week Holden, Jackie, and MJ (as well as the Zoom AI overlord), debate the quality of the musical Annie, public opinion of JLO continues to plummet, Billie Eilish hits us all Hard and Soft with her new album drop, Jojo Siwa continues her BAD GIRL ERA as she gets crunk af at Disney and tries to get everyone to sing along with Karma, Scarjo goes toe to toe with OpenAI pullin' an Ursula and STEALING HER VOICE, Chet "WHITE BOY SUMMER" Hanks explains to Tom Hanks about the Drake and Kendrick feud in text, and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Was (Or Is) Gwyneth Paltrow in League with SATAN!??! A List full of AWFUL knockoffs and reboots, da Blindz and even mooooooore on this week's Page 7! 

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Ep. 536: She Needs More Trauma

This week on Talkin' TV Jackie, Holden, and MJ kick it off with some MILF Manor chat, rewatching I Love New York has Holden wonderin' if House of Villains is worth paying for Peacock, Bridgerton season 3 made Jackie scream on the plane, Holden checks out Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss, MJ checks out Spacey Unmasked, Max unleashes ZillowGoneWild, Holden reviews the Ashley Madison doc and Jackie loved a board game (including the 6+ hr setup) AND MORE!

MILF Manor: Season 2 - Max
Bridgerton: Season 3 - Netflix
Hazbin Hotel - Amazon Prime
Spacey Unmasked - Netflix
Zillow Gone Wild - Max
Ashley Madison: Sex, Lies and Scandal - Netflix
Mixtape Massacre

Talkin' TV - The Father and Son That Cucks Together

Jackie and Holden regaled MJ with tale of how they gluttonized themselves with  a slice of deep fried cheese crusted Midwest America at the LA County Fair, the insane saga that inspired Baby Reindeer, including a bizarre interview with the stalker with eternal stankface haver Piers Morgan, a ball smashing and Cadbury Egg filled chat bout BOTS, SECRETS OF THE MET GALA REVEALED!?, Jackie's reaction to Whoopie Goldberg (68) dating someone roughly 40 years older than her and isn't kept in an urn, AND in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: The Curious Case of The Wiggles!??!?!? A list you're gonna wanna SMASH THAT BUTTON FOR THE LINKS FOR!, blindz (including one that may set a decade long feud on it's head), SHOUTZ AND EVEN MORE!!!!  

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Riverdale Roundup Ch. 131: They've Made the Entire Universe Gay

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