Happy Friday to one and all...Not just one...All...Let's get to Opening Audio as we head into the weekend...It's time to shut down the VFW...A car went right through the roof of a building for the second time in three months...The roof had just been repaired...A man was arrested after he was caught dumpster diving...When the cops approached he said he was diving for his raccoon friend...They found liquid meth...A man killed Barry Manilow...Not actually him but his song Copacabana...National Donut Day...We go through a plethora of people doing silly voices at Dunkin' Donut drive-thru's...Then Rizzo morphs into the cowardly lion out of nowhere...A woman who got pregnant in the 1950's and didn't finish her degree, wound up getting her degree at 88...We don't think she earned it...Time for Change.org...The X war between Donald Trump and Elon Musk is certainly heating up...The Swannanoa care station post Helene cost the state of NC $27+ million...A man named Sergei took IT out at Carrier Park...Jeff was there the same day it happened and he just missed him...Do bears smell the elderly? A bear broke into a nursing home and was looking for something to eat...They fought him off with a walker...The peace and quiet of your local library is over...A man wielded an axe and got shot...A librarian got shot because she banned a man...What is a Labubu? The Shaq-A-Roni is now a permanent item on the menu at Papa John's...We asked someone to call and describe it...Jenice from Weaverville won call of the week...A woman went on an hour-long slow speed chase in Detroit reaching speeds of 15mph...Why couldn't they stop her?...Amazon has a humanoid park in San Francisco where they are testing robots to deliver your package...An update on the Trump vs Musk feud as Musk wanted to speak and Trump said no thanks...A reggae artist kidnapped a fan who simply came up to take a picture with him...A strip club did not pay their $700,000 tax bill, so their plan to fix it was to run a prostitution ring...A county meeting in Charlotte had to be paused because someone let crickets out in the meeting...What you should not hit pause on is this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!