Quiet Riot is not that quiet...That is what the streets are saying...We get rolling with Opening Audio on this Monday...Who would have thought that two grown men would bond over a kitty? A cop pulled over a man for speeding and a kitty came up to them...The guy got off with a warning...Candace Cameron does not allow horror movies in her house because she thinks it opens up a demonic portal...Jeremy Hartman tried to steal bottles of alcohol at a casino and when he was caught, he asked to use the bathroom and lit a firework in the toilet...We had to give you audio of the man who is the friend of the Minnesota shooter...He cried like a baby and ate a whole Shaq-A-Roni and then washed it down with a Papadia...Molly Ringwald is taking credit for the song Don't you forget about me from Simple Minds...The Minnesota shooter will be in court today and has a $5 million bail...His bellowing friend was the star of the show...A juror was dismissed in the Diddy trial on Friday, and the defense is objecting to it...Goliath who is a 135 year old Galapagos tortoise had a baby on Father's Day...Will Smith had some new music that dropped over the weekend...The song is called Pretty Girls...Man was it a tough listen...A 52-year-old man named William Bartholomew was arrested after he robbed a convenience store while wearing a WWE Shaw...Ketchup on eggs? Do you, do it? Maybe some Cholula? In Iowa they fry the eggs in bacon grease...All of our big backs came to play this morning...A woman came home from work to find her boss in her bed...He had been there 32 times practicing his hip gyrations...We thought listener Bart died...He is alive...Nick Cannon chartered a plane on Sunday to visit his 12 kids all over the country...There is a lifeguard shortage in America...We learn how to make a dishwasher steak...A man was a helicopter traffic reporter and while his mic was accidentally left on, he confessed how he is in a loveless marriage...Shout out to the "power man"...He saved a woman whose car overturned and he pulled her from the wreck...Police shot a woman after she shot at a repo man who tried to repossess her car...You can repossess this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show and give it a listen!!