Let's start this day off with a good ole' tongue peshing! It is Opening Audio time on the show...What do you think Elton John's mouth tastes like? What about Rebel Wilson? We believe Elton tastes like bangers and mash...Rebel and Elton shared a deep tongue kissing at an after party...An Uber driver would not let 3 ladies out of a car unless someone married him...Two women on a news report who were twins spoke at the same time and same exact thing...A man is under arrest after he randomly ripped out the eyeball of someone on the street...Can you get a DUI in a self-driving vehicle? Well one man in New York did...The car was stopped as he was passed out inside of it...More wildfires we hope to be contained have popped up in Swannanoa...On Earth Day you can ride the bus for free in town...Shannon Sharpe is being sued for $50 million from a woman claiming he did some things against her will...Is it weird to rent a senior citizen? A man went to Japan and found that there is a company there that allows that to happen...He brought the idea to the states...Rizzo loves the idea...Jeff finds it creepy...That takes us to Listener Court...That then led into what famous senior would you rent out for the day to hang out with...It transitioned into Dick Van Dyke who was at a bar singing supercalifragilisticexpialidocious on stage...He sounded good for 99 years old...He is a national treasure...After an hour and a half of calls we had to move the show forward and talk about a fight club at an elementary school...The first rule of fight club is that you don't talk about fight club...Scientists claim they have found a new color...It's called "olo" and it is a blueish green...Uber is being sued by the FTC for tricking people into an Uber One subscription...The funeral for The Pope is set and it will be at 4am EST on Saturday...A new trend is the best way to get out of work...Just push the buttons on your microwave when you call in...It sounds like you're in the hospital...Even if you are in the hospital, you can listen to this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!