IT FINALLY HAPPENED… THE BIG ONE… WE don’t know how and we don’t know why, but STAY TUNED! We’re prepping for the atomic bomb fall out by grabbing a Hardy’s Mushroom and Swiss and heading to basement. Since it was just Pa & Chee, we took some advice from The Zarp about what men do when women aren t watching. After the fast food burgers were gone, we tried Gary Shandlings Mom’s Mac and cheese, it sucked, and turned on some songs to put you to sleep. When it was safe to go outside and procreate we mistakingly ran into Air Supply thinking it was Paula Dean and Bea Arthur and asked ‘Who is Randy?’ He certainly wasn’t on our list of sexy shorts with pieces. Crack a cold one, sit back, and watch that car burn- it’s MORE DONG CHAT with Rizzo and Jeff!