Rizzo’s coffee date is coming up soon! His Nokia phone is chirping and the 45 year old alarm clock won t stop blaring! So Pa and chee tried to put a twinkle in your eye by opening a Jolt Cola, grabbing a Jefferson jersey, and hopping down the mail chute! Or is it a vacuum? Rizzo tried to get some nudes developed on his disposable camera, but Wegmans said no. The caddy got crapped in by a grizzly bear so we had to catch a ride to the mall in some old Saturn with a boom box, got licked by Justin Guarini, and suffered through TERRIBLE celebrity laughter. Janice, Ester Ku, Pee Wee, and Seth Rogan weren’t nearly as bad as our #1!! Just in case we don’t make it home in time for Wheel- our emo AIM message tells you where to find us.