“Congratulations on the commencement of your new life as a human being! Being born was a wise decision on your part, as this will make it infinitely easier for you to eventually read and follow the instructions listed in these pages…”

*CREDITS*

Written by Justin Warner

Script edited by Eric Schulte

Produced and Scored by Jim Bultas

INSTRUCTION MANUAL: Eric Schulte

CLUELESS CUSTOMER: Justin Warner

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REDLINE THEATRE

The 10,000 Horsepower Podcast With a Need for Speed

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