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Attention, citizens of Crabapple! The Community Board is issuing an urgent call to arms (or at least flashlights). We need you to enlist in our brand-new Neighborhood Watch committee, and we need you now. Following the mysterious vanishing of Millie Pritchet, we’re ramping up our efforts to keep our streets safe.
By Roll No EvilAttention, citizens of Crabapple! The Community Board is issuing an urgent call to arms (or at least flashlights). We need you to enlist in our brand-new Neighborhood Watch committee, and we need you now. Following the mysterious vanishing of Millie Pritchet, we’re ramping up our efforts to keep our streets safe.