Originally recorded prior to the recording of episode 4 of our House of A-noob-us series, this audiovisual (minus the visual) experience chronicles a truly monumentous moment in American History: Matthew can read a book! 

All jokes aside, The Great Gatsby is a book and was read.

That's it, that's the sentence I can write without jokes. Applaud my craftsmanship!

Anyways, maybe one day we will finish the first chapter and then maybe the whole book. It depends whether 

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