When it was announced that Jake Gyllenhaal was cast in "Road House" to take over for the legendary Patrick Swayze, we almost threw up everywhere. How could one put such shame on our beloved 1989 classic? But. We brought out the drinks and turned on Amazon Prime, and my goodness. Do we have another classic on our hands? Today is the DAY! Road House 1989 vs. Road House 2024: The Original vs. The Remake! Who will come out on top? One has a scarily bad/incredible performance from Conor McGregor and one has an oiled up martial artist practicing inside a gross looking barn. So, it's anybody's game.