Jessica narrowly escaped both a sketchy medical procedure and her own road rage. Missy accidentally tipped big for a Gen Z couple with major attitude. Meanwhile, Gavin Newsom has been trolling Trump like it’s his full-time job—and honestly, we’re here for it. But let’s be real: nice-guy politics aren’t cutting it anymore. If Democrats want to win, they’re going to have to play dirty. We also get into Trump’s latest attempt to erase slavery from history, ICE proudly picking a side (and it’s not ours), and the unhinged meltdown over… the Cracker Barrel logo. Yep, democracy’s still burning—and we’ve got the cocktails.