Roadside Warriors

"Or: Get yourself a horse and ride around. Who gives a shit?": Saddle up for a rootin-tootin good time as Hangman Hunter, Pecos Pat, and Huckleberry Gary hit the dusty trail for the Bristow Western Heritage Festival! Did we think the annual event was Yee-Haw ... or Yee-Naw? Plus, The Dudes wax poetic on western movies and music, then tip their ten-gallon hats for some Old West trivia. Remember to Like and  Subscribe to Roadside  Warriors  Podcast, and follow us on Instagram   (@roadsidewarriorspod) and Facebook (/roadsidewarriorspod)!

"Or: Butter pecan? More like butt pecan!" Listen as the Dudes go all the way down to BA for the Taste of Summer Ice Cream Festival! There's nothing vanilla about this episode, as The Dudes brave triple-digit temps to sweat buckets and sample sweet treats, taking in so much rum raisin and butter pecan to give themselves dia-beetus. The gang also debates their "flavor-ite" ice cream flavors, whether bacon belongs in ice cream, and what type of ice cream they are. Remember to Like and Subscribe to Roadside  Warriors  Podcast, and follow us on Instagram  (@roadsidewarriorspod) and Facebook (/roadsidewarriorspod)!

"Or: You could say 'let's blow this sausage fest' but that wouldn't be accurate." Czech out our latest episode as we visit Prague - not Prague - for the Kolache Festival! The Dudes get bohemian and bite into some sweet treats straight from the Old World. Plus, Hunter struggles with pronouncing multi-syllabic Czech words, Pat and Gary compete in Czech Trivia, and all the guys discover interesting Czech facts. Is it "Pray-gue" or is it "Praw-g?" We don't know!!!! Remember to Like and Subscribe to Roadside  Warriors  Podcast, and follow us on Instagram  (@roadsidewarriorspod) and Facebook (/roadsidewarriorspod)!

"Or: Hunter gets a sweet Sea World hat." The Dudes (including the much-anticipated return of Harry O'Feeley, er, Gary O'Mealey!) travel two whole blocks to get their freak on at the Oddities and Curiosities Expo! Enjoy this quick-and-dirty episode for a creepy-and-kooky event that *hopefully* scars Gary for life. Let's get weird! Remember to Like and Subscribe to Roadside  Warriors  Podcast, and follow us on Instagram (@roadsidewarriorspod) and Facebook (/roadsidewarriorspod)!

Hunter and Pat have a serious problem and couldn't contain their pro wrestling markdom to just an hour and a half. So if you want more pro wrestling talk, enjoy an extra hour of non-canonical bonus episode!

"Or: If I go to an Eagles concert, I don't want to hear 'Hotel California.'" The Dudes (minus the Doc) take an epic road trip to St. Louis to see — live and in person — Pat and Hunter's favorite match ever: the WWE Royal Rumble! On the way there Pat and Hunter bump, suplex, and dropkick their way down nostalgia lane to discuss their respective pro wrestling fandoms, including their favorite wrestlers, matches, events, and more than you could ever want to know. Trust us, it gets uncomfortably geeky. Remember to Like and Subscribe to Roadside Warriors  Podcast, and  follow us on Instagram (@roadsidewarriorspod) and   Facebook (/roadsidewarriorspod)!

"Or: Hunter, Pat and Gary save Christmas." In this very special Holiday Special, The Dudes take an epic sleigh ride to the world's tallest free-standing Christmas tree in Enid, Oklahoma. Discover what the Dickens the Dudes think is the greatest Christmas movie ever (and the lamest bar-b-que place ever), cat's inexplicable desire for destruction, people's peculiar passion for The Grinch, and the true meaning of The Joe Rogan show. Remember to Like and Subscribe to Roadside Warriors Podcast, and  follow us on Instagram (@roadsidewarriorspod) and  Facebook (/roadsidewarriorspod)!

"Or: Gary's puns would test even the Buddha's patience." The Dudes take a short trek to east Tulsa to visit The Quan Am Bodhisattva Statue — the tallest Buddha deity statue in America. Find out what the trio thought of this less well-known Tulsa landmark. Remember to Like and Subscribe to Roadside Warriors Podcast, and  follow us on Instagram  (@roadsidewarriorspod) and  Facebook (/roadsidewarriorspod)!

"Or:  I don't actually know any of the Ninja Turtles..." 

The Dudes conclude part 2 of their two-part Pauls Valley journey with a trip to The Toy & Action Figure Museum! Listen as the trio gets real about their favorite toys growing up (and tbh, as adults too), while Gary makes a startling confession. This conversation is anything but plastic. Remember to Like and Subscribe to Roadside Warriors Podcast, and follow us on Instagram  (@roadsidewarriorspod) and Facebook (/roadsidewarriorspod)!

"Or: Prima nocta with the Catfish Queen." The Dudes start part 1 of their two-part Pauls Valley adventure with a trip to the 21st Annual Okie Noodling Tournament! Find out where this fishy fest ranks among the Dudes' favorite fairs, whether any of the guys lose a finger, or if they could even fin-ish a game of Fish True or False! Remember to Like and Subscribe to Roadside Warriors Podcast, and follow us on Instagram  (@roadsidewarriorspod) and Facebook (/roadsidewarriorspod)!