Donald Trump speaks passionately before a group of Venezuelan ex Patriots who know how awful socialism because THEY'VE LIVED IT. Bernie Sanders announces his Presidency and a laundry list of mindless gobbledy gook with no real policy platform. The media declares a Smollet Mulligan after knowing that Jussie had to be attacked by two white, homophobic, racist Trump supporters and realizing it was a hoax. The national media still blames Trump for the incident and tries to do a backwards slow roll to cover their embarrassment.