Sitting in on the couch: Rob Churchill & Patrick Garrity!

We cover all the Dumb Dicks in the News, including:

- A man who fell off the wing of a commercial jet at a Las Vegas airport

- Cops go undercover as Santa to bust shoplifters in Riverside, CA

- A New Jersey man creates a hail cannon to help protect his vineyard from weather and birds

- A real bad Santa: Prince Carter, a man who played Santa at a Connecticut mall, gets arrested for exposing his penis

- A Georgia man stabs a Dunkin Donuts worker when they're out of his favorite donut