On the couch: Raab Russel & Jason Damm!  

We cover all the weird Florida Woman stories, including: 

- Florida Woman Kayli Rachelle Feagle gets busted for DUI, tells officer's she drinks at work.

- Florida Woman Avril Renee Toye steals electric shopping cart from Walmart, gets busted, tells cops she's "handicapped."

- Florida Woman Danette Marie Skutak wins golf cart from vodka company, flips it while drunk, sends friend to the hospital.

- Florida Woman Allison Murphy charged with animal abuse after throwing her dog off a balcony...and it's caught on film.

- Florida Woman Crista Mahar is arrested for punching her roommate, threatening to kill the arresting officer's family.

- Florida Woman Vanessa Lee Jones is caught masturbating in public for the second time in three months.