On the couch: Raab Russel & Jason Damm!

Rob's got a crooked Christmas tree; we celebrate a comedy anniversary; we do the math on how Jewish Rob's son is; and we cover the Dumb Dicks in the News, including:

- Maine man with a ladies name, Alice Sweet, robs a McDonald's with a chainsaw. 

- Two British lads get a pot farm busted after accidentally showing cops footage of the farm. 

- Tom Cruise is caught on tape having a meltdown, but he's not wrong!

Plus, we cover all the weird Florida Woman stories, including: 

- Florida Woman Kayli Rachelle Feagle gets busted for DUI, tells officer's she drinks at work.

- Florida Woman Avril Renee Toye steals electric shopping cart from Walmart, gets busted, tells cops she's "handicapped."

- Florida Woman Danette Marie Skutak wins golf cart from vodka company, flips it while drunk, sends friend to the hospital.

- Florida Woman Allison Murphy charged with animal abuse after throwing her dog off a balcony...and it's caught on film.

- Florida Woman Crista Mahar is arrested for punching her roommate, threatening to kill the arresting officer's family.

- Florida Woman Vanessa Lee Jones is caught masturbating in public for the second time in three months.