On the couch: Luke Trotta and David Gregory!

We talk the existence of aliens and meet a new caller named Hung Lee; Luke likes to have sex with girls in cars, while David likes to do it on rollercoasters; and we cover all the Dumb Dicks in the News, including:

- An LAPD officer gets caught on a hot mic having sex, so we play the audio!

- Wildlife researcher Gotz Neef gets attacked by a lion, gets fucked up fighting it off.

- Cory Saddlemire and Annette Mayer get arrested after paying a 14-year-old in weed to shovel their snow.