On the couch: TJ Noonan, Kyle Raymond and Jason Damm!

We cover all the Dumb Dicks in the News, including:

- California man Victor Topete was arrested after a two day crime spree that involved numerous car jackings, a kidnapping, being run over TWICE, leaping over a 20 foot ledge and being subdued by police dogs.

- An Indonesian nurse is under fire for having gay sex with a COVID infected patient while the patient was in the hospital.

- Kazakhstan body builder Yuri Tolochko may not spend Christmas with his wife, a sex doll, after he broke her.