We cover all the Florida Man and Florida Woman stories that happened over the weekend, including:  

- Florida Man's leaf blower, mop bucket, umbrella mobile 

- Florida Man's fist fight with a Yelp reviewer 

- Florida Man's lawn mower sexual assault 

- Florida Man calls clerk "silly bitch" then sprays them in the face with sanitizer 

- Florida Man proposes to stripper during her shift 

- Florida Men get busted for theft after leaving wallet and ID behind