We cover this week's FloridaMan stories:

- FloridaMan James Blight got drunk, stole a bulldozer and dug up Joe Biden signs.

- FloridaMan Walter Wyatt got arrested for stealing beers and leading Cape Coral police on a chase into a canal!

- FloridaMan Robert Levi steals a scooter, leads police on a slow speed chase.

- FloridaMan Bradley Young scans Kool-Aid packets to steal merchandise from Walmart.

- FloridaMan Xue Chen punches customer, grabs his groin; threatens to kill McDonald's employee with a cleaver.

- FloridaMan Richard Rivers steals bird by putting it in pocket, gets busted.

- FloridaMan Henry Chambers Jr. steals $5 bill from woman, eats it instead of giving it back.

- FloridaMan Javier Francisco Arellano gets arrested for beating neighbor with bat over frozen rodent