This episode features stories by The Narrators co-host Robert Rutherford and comedian Abbey Jordan. The show was recorded on December 20, 2012 in the roiling and crowded belly of Denver, Colorado's beloved Deer Pile community space.

The intro and outro music was produced and graciously provided by Sans Seruf, and you can find more beats for your earholes over at bandcamp.

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