How is it possible that none of us made a RoboCorpse joke?  The Giggler from Death Wish 3 recommended his brother, The Laugher for this film.  Why does this Kill-Bot make big cat noises?  Who wants a Blaupunkt car stereo?  Looking at you MacGruber.  Murphy gets murdered in less than two hours on his first day.  Imagine Peter Weller with a nipple piercing.  Bowen squeezes in yet another Mallrats reference.  I’ll buy that for a dollar.
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