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So there I was, minding my own business on a Tuesday night, scrolling through the news like any normal person avoiding real responsibilities, when I stumble on this headline that made me spit out my coffee: a woman orders a Waymo self-driving cab, pops open the trunk to toss in her groceries, and bam—there's a full-grown man trapped inside, looking like he just lost a wrestling match with a pretzel factory. This went viral faster than a cat video, and cops are now investigating because, folks, nobody needs to know about rogue dudes turning robotaxi trunks into their personal escape pods, but here we are.

Picture this: it's probably somewhere in sunny California, where autonomous cars are supposed to revolutionize commuting, not moonlight as clown cars. She films the whole thing—guy wedged in there, all sweaty and confused, maybe mumbling something about a wrong turn or a bad Uber rating. Waymo's like, "We have no idea how this happened," which is code for "Our AI didn't program for human Tetris." Is he a thief who got karma'd? A prankster whose buddies ditched him? Or did he think the trunk was the VIP lounge? Authorities are poking around, but no arrests yet, because even detectives need a minute to process the sheer what-the-hell of it.

Me? I'm just sitting here wondering if I should start hailing rides with a crowbar handy. Next time you're in a Waymo, double-check that trunk—might be your long-lost cousin auditioning for a sequel to Weekend at Bernie's. Bizarre doesn't even cover it; this is the kind of news that proves the future is equal parts genius and garbage fire. Stay safe out there, trunk divers.

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