The Problem: John is always seeing the light across the water.

(Recorded on Monday, January 15, 2024.)

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The Problem: John gets a million pitches from people.

(Recorded on Monday, January 8, 2024.)

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The Problem: Don’t you have a wife?

(Recorded on Monday, January 1, 2024.)

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The Problem: John took the class wrong.

(Recorded on Monday, December 18, 2023.)

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The Problem: John doesn’t have the ability to call krampuses down upon people.

(Recorded on Monday, December 11, 2023.)

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The Problem: Oh, no. Not one of these Daddy roads.

(Recorded on Monday, November 20, 2023.)

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The Problem: John is at peak “Fuck You.”

(Recorded on Monday, November 6, 2023.)

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The Problem: There should be a button that just solves problems in general.

(Recorded on Monday, October 23, 2023.)

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The Problem: That ride costs extra.

(Recorded on Monday, October 16, 2023.)

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The Problem: Thought is the death of sin.

(Recorded on Monday, October 2, 2023.)

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