SHOW NOTES:

Hot Trends - Ben Shapiro waiting in line to cop a pair of size 4 J's 

Grip it and Rip It: Cooking with Gogurt - working at the Tmobile in Galactus's colon

Roe vs. Wade vs. Us - you ever see a fish with a box of tissues?

Consarnit You've got Varmints - I think I'm gonna get into killing people with a blunderbuss

The Cain Scrutiny - why does this computer keep suggesting Godfather's Pizza?

Unfinis - influences: Chef Boyardee, Chester Cheetah, the penguin from Kid Cuisine

Cash Podcasts - we didn't give this one enough time

Unsolved Motivations - wake up, sheeple! Bigfoot wants to end the Fed.

Bite Party - let's get Baby Underworld going