Greetings, Citizen, and welcome back…to another edition of WEIRD NEWS DOME! It’s a pretty wild one this week, and it’s honestly got more rear-end and doody material than we’ve seen since the “moose” story awhile back. Whew! Remember THAT one? Well, now we’ve got even bigger piles to handle! Let’s roll up our pant legs, swipe some menthol under our noses and wade on in, huh??

First up, in Shaun’s Cabinet of the Macabre, a gloomy mystery is unfolding in Botswana these days…hear the very latest and assist us in unraveling the strange story of mass elephant deaths and strange government actions taken in the wake of the bizarre event!

For something lighter, Phil’s got penguin poop-focused SCIENCE this week! Ever measured the speed and power of a cold-weather bird’s poop? Probably not, right? Well! You’re missing out! Or not! BUT…the good doctor is here to explain an upcoming study and just how on EARTH he managed to talk penguin farts and penguin feces on this show in THE SAME CALENDAR YEAR. WOW.

Plus! A NEW GAME awaits, and, well, Phil broke am unspoken rule to bring this one your way, so we hope it was worth it!

And can you believe that there’s STILL more? Yep: Three for the Road, the latest Covidiot of the Week, Trainwreck Headlines, and MORE are also in here. What a STEAL! 

Come and get it, ya’ll, it’s (weird) supper time on…the WHIPAROUND!

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***Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music. Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at http://www.danosongs.com**