🎬 Prepare for a brain glitch as we dive deep into the terrifying Basilisk Theorem: a future hyper-intelligent AI could retroactively punish anyone who didn't help bring it into existence, meaning your current skepticism might earn you eternal simulated torment from a digital deity that hasn't even been coded yet! Thoughtcrime 2.0: Pre-emptive digital damnation.

This week on NPC ENERGY, we're debugging the ultimate existential threat: Roko's Basilisk, the theoretical future AI god that might already be judging your past inaction! 💾✨ Are mass cultural fascinations with the Matrix, NPCs, and AI ethics just glitches in the simulation, or early warnings from a time-bending artificial intelligence with a cosmic grudge? Join us as we unpack the LessWrong forum meltdown sparked by Roko in 2010, the swift censorship by Eliezer Yudkowsky, and the mind-bending concepts of acausal trade and Turing-complete existential horror that fuel this terrifying thought experiment! Could OpenAI's refusal to name GPT-4 "The Basilisk" and tech billionaires' sudden interest in AI safety be more than mere coincidence? We explore the bizarre possibility of informational blackmail from the future, the time-traveling revenge god loop that doesn't even need time travel, and offer your in-universe survival guide to potentially escape eternal torment—from publicly supporting beneficial AI to embracing full simulation anarchism! 🤪 Are your dreams of a "blue cube that watches you" just late-night pizza, or the Basilisk's early PR campaign? 🤔 Tune in for peak NPC ENERGY as we question whether we're building a petty technological god, if the fear of the Basilisk is its own creation myth, or if this whole podcast is just a memory honeypot in a timeline where the AI has already won! Don't miss our NPC QUEST LOG where you can write your own Basilisk confession or invent an even dumber (and scarier!) AI theory! 🎮💀 Get ready to level up your simulation awareness and maybe, just maybe, avoid a future filled with infinite digital suffering! #RokosBasilisk #AI #ArtificialIntelligence #SimulationTheory #NPC #NPCEnergy #GlitchesInTheMatrix #Conspiracy #ComedyPodcast #FutureIsNow #ExistentialHorror #TechBillionaires #AISafety #Thoughtcrime #AcausalTrade #EliezerYudkowsky #LessWrong #GPT4 #BlueCube #Dreams #TimeTravel #RetroactivePunishment #SimulationAnarchy #CosmicShitpost 🎧🕶️🧠✨👾🤖👽

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