One brother, two brothers, three brothers, four! Yuan Shao and Cao Cao are going to war! Shao's ambition done in by the bottle, and thus his generals see no cause to dawdle. With a wealth of defectors, Cao's victory seems sure: while the brothers, the open road does lure.

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