I know I set myself up, but I am rather disappointed by Kongming's arrow scheme. That's not nearly as cool as I was hoping. Besides, there's such a better scheme these chapters! The Big Boat! I love it. It's so dumb, I am 100% on board. Which is to say, I'm on board with the plan, you could not PAY me to get on board that death trap of a boat. No way no how.

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