We're finally here... the Battle of Red Cliff. Kongming calls for wind, Zhou Yu calls for fire, and Cao Cao cries for mercy. At last, Cao Cao's advantage is beginning to wane, and our competitors approach equal footing again. Kongming proves himself every ounce the master strategist his reputation claims, while Xuande finally does something dishonorable? I'm sure he'll be making excuses next chapter, but you can't fool us, Xuande.

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