With our sister network's host indisposed, Six and Jen take the opportunity to talk about some Three Kingdoms video games! Dynasty Warriors, Total War: Three Kingdoms, and... The Sims? If you're stuck indoors, we've got some recommendations for you.

If you want to contact us on Twitter, Em is at @em_being, Jackson is at @headfallsoff, Jen is at @jbu3, and Six is at @sixdettmar. Our art is made by @saltysprout! The intro music for this episode is March from Dynasty Warriors 3, and the outro music is Mobilize from Total War: Three Kingdoms.