TO: The Freaks
FROM: The Freak Show

Just in time for Valentine's Day, Lauren tells us a second chance love story that's not... quite as romantic as you might hope.

Then Megan spoils the plot of the new, sad Marvel installment: The Alaskan Avenger. JK this is a real story that is honestly just very awful.

Pairs well with waxy chocolates and heavy pours of red wine.