Yes, it's THAT kind of mixtape as we belatedly celebrate St Valentine's Day, staggering back from the garage with a box of Matchmakers and a Catford Bunch*.

Jake is away this week, but a special quasi-celebrity guest is sitting in for him. Star, ahahahaha of BBC Radio 4 Extra and one-time Girl Friday for Martin Kelner, kindly clench your buttocks on Davey's behalf as we welcome none other than nonagenarian good-time gal... DORA DALE. We'll be back to normal next time. In the meantime, if you just can't get enough, there's two full-length bonus episodes every month for supporters over at www.ko-fi.com/audiofreqs, as well as access to livestreams and a secret whatsapp group. 

*A charming epithet used to describe a bouquet of flowers hastily unsellotaped from a pedestrian crossing on the way home