This week, one of our favorite people ever, Alyssa Mulé, brings us HBO's Rome! Catherine and Alyssa prove their worth as classical historians, Ellie recounts the time they prayed to Venus in an Uber, and we shout out some of our favorite people: Mark Zuckerberg, Augustus, Jesus, and more.

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