Welcome to the Romp Him Stomp Him Summer, the next 14 weeks of fun are brought to you by the Romp Him -- the causal garment for men of leisure who like dudes on the side.

Mike's raging against fidget spinners, manspreading accusations, and poor summer clothing choices in this addition of The Savage Sacktap.

Then it's time to pontificate about the death of Celino and Barnes, touching yourself in front of a window, Trump and his pals in the USSR and much much more.

Before we close things out, Mike takes a voicemail and is forced to ponder the unthinkable -- sleeping with Lena Dunham!

Gross!

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