We’re back, babyyyy! Gina’s mic sometimes makes noises that sounds like ghosts. Maureen is laugh-crying, but honey she’s got tissues this time. Most importantly, Sydney is officially being interrogated over The Prophecy, so her DA B0YZ scheme up an innocence-proving rescue plan. Honestly, someone should rescue us from ourselves. Please send help and snacks.

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Guess what, who's next - IT'S US BABY. Listeners/readers, thank you for your patience. We are alive, despite the election’s best efforts to kill us. We’re back and more chaotic (high) than ever. All the while, Sydney gets a LITERAL SPINAL TAP, Vaughn desperately tries to help his Not Girlfriend from this Rambaldi shit, and of course, Will and Francie go to a Lakers game which is of course so very important. They break into the vatican, Nicholas Cage owes his entire career to JG - do not fact check us.

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Bonjourno! It’s a Sarah Shai-heavy episode this week, and we’re honestly grateful for that *prayer emoji*. Jenny, babe, let's get a glass of wine and chat. Elsewhere, Vaughn pines for Sydney while we pine for Vaughn, everyone goes to a very awkward spy dinner, Maureen samples Michelle Branch, and Will truly gets his ass kicked all over the place. We are NOT shy about how happy that made us. Then, the episode ends with yet another cliffhanger of the spooky, Page 47 variety. A drawing of WHOMST? The GAGGARINO! Italian Style! We’re so stupid. 

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Guys, a real record on blowing out the mics this week. Let us know which one you hated the most in your 5-star review please! Speaking of The Most, the girls (Dixon and his lil ring) missioned in Vegas this ep. Sydney saves Francie from marriage, Jack tries to be a father again, and there’s a new villain in the universe: Julian Sark and His Cheekbones. In a fight between 23 year old Maureen from the liquor store parking lot vs Sark, who would win? Anyway, still thinking about that scene with Vaughn and Sydney<3  Good luck in Russia, y’all xoxo

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Boy, what an episode this was, we talk about some spooky stuff for episode 13! It had us sweatier than Sloane and he's covered in needles! Maureen and Gina fly through Alias Episode 13, The Box Pt 2 (Maureen, don't) this week. This episode has more C4, more Quentin Tarantino (thankfully everyone had their shoes on), more sweet Sydney/Vaughn moments and more "Essex" accents, unfortunately. I'm British, SIS, and I'm thinking about Sydney's arms in that tank top again..... One time Gina had a stalker at the mall, and that's actually New Jersey culture.

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There was NO wig this week. Thoughts & prayers, comrades. But, we do finally discuss one HELLUVA guest star who puts SD-6  in a hostage situation?! Vaughn has to go to therapy (one *could* say the male ego is a hostage situation in and of itself....), and Sloane experiences a liiiil prick of Karma. There's also a shocking but deep dive into the musical tastes of young Maureen and Gina, and tensions run high as Maureen threatens to take her shirt off multiple times throughout the recording. 

The Man. The Vault. The Box. Today's mission is this: https://anti-qtarantino.livejournal.com/

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"HELLO? IS ANYONE DOWN THERE!?" 

Did you miss us? REELY, DOOO YOUUU? We missed you! This week, Sydney saves Jack, and then immediately Vaughn is like, you shouldn't have done that because your dad SUCKS. Then, Sydney is like, wait he actually....might suck?? There is no way to do this without spoiling The Plot this week, queens. We meet the iconic wig Shayne and then make 35 more L Word references (very on brand for us tbh). Sydney almost exploding in a room of gasoline isn't even the craziest part of this episode... but Babes, it's Alias, innit?! 

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Well, Gina has officially lost it and actually has no memory of recording this week’s episode. Thankfully, we are joined by our DEAR DARLING friend, Aubrey, zooming in from CORPORATE NEW YORK CITY USA to help out Maureen as Gina tries to stay alive/on track. Much like Sydney, who achieves a record-breaking two kidnappings this episode. God, WomYn can say AND do it all! We also debut a new segment, meet the iconic Aeschleiie, and Sloane takes the heat off Will for being "most infuriating character" due to the worst monologue we have ever seen.  Is this too much? #THANKSTHERMACARE #GOTTAEATCHECKERS

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Maureen is about to get on a plane and kick Gina's ass. What else is new? On today's episode, Sydney is covered in blood again, Sloane stays the weirdest man alive, we meet Christianna Stevens and Jack invents and perfects British Eyebrow Acting. But most importantly, Maureen and Gina write...two separate musicals? Please don't sue us during a pandemic! Serious question if I start a Smash Mouth cover band will you guys still listen to the pod please let me know.

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LADIESSS! Maureen and The Lesbian Def Jam Comic (please don't sue us) are back. Maureen learns Will's last name, Gina speaks Italian (she does NOT), and Sydney has to spend the whole episode moving her brain blood around so...Jigsaw doesn't kill her? We're still figuring it out. Even women in STEM can't know everything, especially anything about astrology.

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