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This week we prove that growth is optional by admitting we feel dumb while simultaneously preparing to attend a Roosters Country Cabaret reunion—a bar from our twenties that is now closed, just like that chapter of our decision-making skills. If you know, you know.

Stephanie introduces us to her newest nemesis: a “snaggle toe,” aka a jagged big toenail that attacks innocent bed sheets every time she tries to sleep. 

Courtney, meanwhile, attempts to act like a responsible adult while finalizing a home purchase, only to be completely derailed by a fast-talking lawyer with full glam makeup, perfect hair, and long fake nails—setting a new, very necessary beauty standard for all legal professionals.

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