The gorgeous and talented Jillian Barberie is joining us, talking pool hair, getting paid in shoes, Palm Springs fantasies, swinging both ways and flipping off showbiz. Also: A bombshell thruple confession, getting screwed by auto-pay, remixing Mark impressions, the most epic slow-jam about soap of all time, Brandon vs. Reba, a goat-lady's ode to mother's milk, hacking Butterfingers on Snack Attack, and a Mark-itis outbreak.