On this week's show we pump up Carlton to a level they can't possibly match, laud the alien who fell to earth and starting playing half forward for the Gold Coast Suns, have a crack at a few sides who are damaging the AFL brand by aiming for nil-all-draws, and calmly ponder the state and direction of Channel 7's commentary. Plus - Starman, Footy Ethics, Shine A Light and a reflection on the 2007 debut of an actual proper star player.