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Roy Garrett and the Moon Men! (Part Four of Six)
Roy Garrett and his crew must prepare the Moon Men for battle. Meanwhile, Squeemy and Tallulah get shotgun-married.
Written by Bo Segrest
Starring
BILL FRYER as ROY GARRETT, SPACE CAPTAIN – late 20s, early 30s. Brave, blonde, and a former high school quarterback. Any woman would be lucky to date him! Everybody, even his girlfriend, refers to him by his full name: ROY GARRETT.
BO SEGREST as SQUEEMY – Mid-to-late 20s. Roy Garrett's space cadet. Squeemish, neurotic, always messes up. Victim of both circumstance and his own decisions.
ROSEMARY WEST as STARLETT O’MASSES – 25. Roy Garrett's high school sweetheart. Has a lot of dignity, but also is dating Roy Garrett, so how much can you have? Is loyal, kind, smart, and in her first trimester.
DYLAN SMITH as RADAR – 35. The nerd of the group. Think NASA's smartest astronaut. Very intelligent, but the others never really let him talk enough to prove it. He knows his own value, but no one else does. Studied astrophysics under Albert Einstein's grandson, who was one of those professors who let students call him by his first name (Jim.)
HENRY NICKERSON as HANK – The ship’s computer. Talks like HAL 9000. Is very safe for the group to be around, but everything he says kind of sounds like he's plotting to kill everyone, though he never will. Is programmed to be very concerned for the well-being of the group dynamic. Has a round screen in each room of the ship where he can appear and talk to crew members. He can be removed from the ship so long as a lot of loose wires come along with him.
RHETT SOSEBEE as KING MOON - The King of the Moon people. He is a good leader. He recognizes the bravery and heroism in Roy Garrett and his crew. He knows everything there is to know about his people, and most of the time they all live very happily on the moon. Owns a shotgun.
ANNA O'DEA as TALLULAH - Space princess of the Moon (King Moon's daughter.) The most beautiful of the Moon Women. A sensual and romantic moon person.
SARAH DUBLIN as SHARKLOPF - A sexy Moon Woman. Tallulah's former college roommate. Knows what she wants, and takes it.
SARAH DUBLIN as GOLF BROADCASTER - speaks in a discernible whisper.
DANIEL RAMIREZ as BLARFIE - Is the only one who talks in Moon-ese. Has a booger sheet that is always kept up to date.
DANIEL RAMIREZ as THE EUROPA GENERAL - One bad motherfucker. All he knows is war. He hates everybody, and he'll never get a therapist to find out why. Speaks in a French accent, for some reason.
HANNAH SHIFFLET as THE NARRATOR
Featuring MUSIC & SCORING by KAYLA HUTCHINS
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A part of the Asylum Podcast Network @asylumpodcasts
You can see the cast of Modern Exhibits perform Tuesdays at 8:00pm EST at Improv Asylum Theater in Boston: TICKETS
If you like the show, help us grow! rate, review, and subscribe
Follow us on instagram @modernexhibitspod
A part of the Asylum Podcast Network @asylumpodcasts
You can see the cast of Modern Exhibits perform Tuesdays at 8:00pm EST at Improv Asylum Theater in Boston: TICKETS
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Roy Garrett and the Moon Men! (Part Four of Six)
Roy Garrett and his crew must prepare the Moon Men for battle. Meanwhile, Squeemy and Tallulah get shotgun-married.
Written by Bo Segrest
Starring
BILL FRYER as ROY GARRETT, SPACE CAPTAIN – late 20s, early 30s. Brave, blonde, and a former high school quarterback. Any woman would be lucky to date him! Everybody, even his girlfriend, refers to him by his full name: ROY GARRETT.
BO SEGREST as SQUEEMY – Mid-to-late 20s. Roy Garrett's space cadet. Squeemish, neurotic, always messes up. Victim of both circumstance and his own decisions.
ROSEMARY WEST as STARLETT O’MASSES – 25. Roy Garrett's high school sweetheart. Has a lot of dignity, but also is dating Roy Garrett, so how much can you have? Is loyal, kind, smart, and in her first trimester.
DYLAN SMITH as RADAR – 35. The nerd of the group. Think NASA's smartest astronaut. Very intelligent, but the others never really let him talk enough to prove it. He knows his own value, but no one else does. Studied astrophysics under Albert Einstein's grandson, who was one of those professors who let students call him by his first name (Jim.)
HENRY NICKERSON as HANK – The ship’s computer. Talks like HAL 9000. Is very safe for the group to be around, but everything he says kind of sounds like he's plotting to kill everyone, though he never will. Is programmed to be very concerned for the well-being of the group dynamic. Has a round screen in each room of the ship where he can appear and talk to crew members. He can be removed from the ship so long as a lot of loose wires come along with him.
RHETT SOSEBEE as KING MOON - The King of the Moon people. He is a good leader. He recognizes the bravery and heroism in Roy Garrett and his crew. He knows everything there is to know about his people, and most of the time they all live very happily on the moon. Owns a shotgun.
ANNA O'DEA as TALLULAH - Space princess of the Moon (King Moon's daughter.) The most beautiful of the Moon Women. A sensual and romantic moon person.
SARAH DUBLIN as SHARKLOPF - A sexy Moon Woman. Tallulah's former college roommate. Knows what she wants, and takes it.
SARAH DUBLIN as GOLF BROADCASTER - speaks in a discernible whisper.
DANIEL RAMIREZ as BLARFIE - Is the only one who talks in Moon-ese. Has a booger sheet that is always kept up to date.
DANIEL RAMIREZ as THE EUROPA GENERAL - One bad motherfucker. All he knows is war. He hates everybody, and he'll never get a therapist to find out why. Speaks in a French accent, for some reason.
HANNAH SHIFFLET as THE NARRATOR
Featuring MUSIC & SCORING by KAYLA HUTCHINS
If you like the show, help us grow! rate, review, and subscribe
Follow us on instagram @modernexhibitspod
A part of the Asylum Podcast Network @asylumpodcasts
You can see the cast of Modern Exhibits perform Tuesdays at 8:00pm EST at Improv Asylum Theater in Boston: TICKETS
If you like the show, help us grow! rate, review, and subscribe
Follow us on instagram @modernexhibitspod
A part of the Asylum Podcast Network @asylumpodcasts
You can see the cast of Modern Exhibits perform Tuesdays at 8:00pm EST at Improv Asylum Theater in Boston: TICKETS