It’s 2020! Bambi, Arthur, and Archer have gathered to discuss the new year, their methods for collecting news, and some satirical articles. Archer brings the news of a royal departure and Arthur brings the news that yet another former-Soviet country is changing its writing system to the Latin alphabet.

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Arthur’s News List

• AP
• Al Jazeera
• BBC

Bambi’s News List

• PressProgress
• Huffington Post
• The Star
• CTV
• CBC
• Global News
• The Globe and Mail
• Forbes
• MacLeans
• National Post
• Financial Post

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Plan to Leave the UK PageSix (for some reason) BBC

There’s a whole website about the UK Royal Family

Angostura Bitters

From what I can tell, Earl is a bit of an outdated title but a Lady who holds an Earldom would be a Countess and would be addressed as Lady [name]

Prince Harry’s Full Name

Satirical News

• Local Actress Successfully Deprograms Member of Hereditary Cult
• Study Finds that Just Having 5 Fucking Minutes to Yourself Outweighs All the Negative Effects of Smoking
• Canada’s Military Advisers Unsure if They Should be Training Iraqi Army to Fight ISIS, Iran, or US

Werner Egk

Kazakhstan Changing its Alphabet from Cyrillic to Latin

Kazakh Latin Alphabet