A family of geniuses. A dad who fakes cancer to win them back. Just another Tuesday in Wes Anderson’s world. The guys invite Kevin into The Royal Tenenbaums (2001), where everyone is sad, stylish, and speaking in perfectly awkward monotone. Will Kevin appreciate the dry wit and quirky charm, or will he just be distracted by all the falcons, tracksuits, and Owen Wilson’s cowboy phase? Starring Gene Hackman, Gwyneth Paltrow, Ben Stiller, and a cast so symmetrical it hurts.