Royally Screwed

S12 Part 2: Two Hellhounds Humping a Vampire

As the battle on Yester Hill rages on, the party finds themselves in a fight not only against one of Strahd's vampire brides, but magical forces that aim to hinder them from stopping the druid ritual.

About Royally Screwed

Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table.  We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play.  While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves.  We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others.

We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit  or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0. 

FIND US ON: 

Blue Sky

Our Cast of Characters:

Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa)

Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master  You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter 

Music Credits (in order of usage):

Opening Music :  Epic Music by Soundbay  (used with license via AdobeStock)

Brennenburg Theme - (Amnesia -The Dark Decent OST) - Mikko Tarmia and Frictional Games, used under Fair Use 

Divine Judgement - Tabletopmusic.com (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)

Escape from Shadow - Tabletop Audio  (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)

The Ninth Layer of Hell - TabletopMusic.com  (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)

Terrible Secret - Etlenne Roussel/Epidemic Sound (used with license via AdobeStock)

Session 11 Part 2: A Drruid Problem

After clearing the Wizard of Wines out, Davian Martikov approaches the party with another issue that he would like some help with.  But a chance encounter on the road to Yester Hill may prove to be a bit too much for the new member of the party.

About Royally Screwed

Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table.  We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play.  While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves.  We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others.

We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit  or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0. 

FIND US ON: 

Blue Sky

Our Cast of Characters:

Bean Hur - Elf Ranger Hunter (Played by Raphael)

Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master  You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter 

Music Credits (in order of usage):

Opening Music :  Epic Music by Soundbay  (used with license via AdobeStock)

Everdeep -  Tabletop Audio  (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)

Flare - C.K. Martin - from the album Paragon  (Licensed under End User Agreement)

I am the Ancient, I am the Land -  Travis Savoie from the album Into the Mists (Used Under Fair Use)

Game of the Minds - C.K. Martin from the album Paragon  (Licensed under End User Agreement)

I am Not a Hero -  C.K. Martin from the album Paragon  (Licensed under End User Agreement)

Brennenburg Theme - (Amnesia -The Dark Decent OST) - Mikko Tarmia and Frictional Games, used under Fair Use 

Session 11: Blanket Party

On the heels of clearing the Wizard of Wines of the invading Druid forces, the party must now prepare themselves for the horrors that await them at Yester Hill and discover the mystery that is Winterspinter..

About Royally Screwed

Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table.  We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play.  While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves.  We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others.

We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit  or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0. 

FIND US ON: 

Blue Sky

Our Cast of Characters:

Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh)

Randal Ironhand - Human Artificer/Armorer (Played by Luke)

Music Credits (in order of usage):

Opening Music :  Epic Music by Soundbay  (used with license via AdobeStock)

Breaking In - The Witcher 3 Blood and Wine - Music by Marcin Przybyłowicz and CD PROJEKT RED, used under Fair Use

Graveyard - Midnight Syndicate - Symphonies from the Crypt - Used with expressed permission from Midnight Syndicate (https://www.midnightsyndicate.com). 

The Long Rest - Tabletop Audio  (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)

Everdeep -  Tabletop Audio  (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)

Session 10: The Battle of Stinky Pits

Continuing into the Wizard of Wines, the party takes on the invading druids.  But it turns out, someone has been keeping secrets from the party.  Who can they trust?

About Royally Screwed

Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table.  We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play.  While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves.  We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others.

We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit  or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0. 

FIND US ON: 

Blue Sky

Our Cast of Characters:

Music Credits (in order of usage):

Opening Music :  Epic Music by Soundbay  (used with license via AdobeStock)

Moments of Life - Benjamin Cornelius (used with license via AdobeStock)

Blood Run - The Witcher 3 Blood and Wine - Music by Marcin Przybyłowicz and CD PROJEKT RED, used under Fair Use

For Honor! For Toussaint! - The Witcher 3 Blood and Wine - Music by Marcin Przybyłowicz and CD PROJEKT RED, used under Fair Use

Funerals for a Dragon - Grégoire Lourme (used with license via AdobeStock)

Game of Thorns - Manuel Ochoa - (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)

Theme for Unknown (The Dark Decent OST) - Mikko Tarmia and Frictional Games, used under Fair Use 

Daniel's Room -  (The Dark Decent OST) - Mikko Tarmia and Frictional Games, used under Fair Use 

Evil's Soft First Touches -  The Witcher 3 Hearts of Stone - Music by Marcin Przybyłowicz and CD PROJEKT RED, used under Fair Use

Conjunction of the Spheres -  The Witcher 3 Wild Hunt - Music by Marcin Przybyłowicz and CD PROJEKT RED, used under Fair Use

Past the Edge -  Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Terrible Secret - Etienne Roussel (used with license via AdobeStock)

Session 9 Pt 2: Mine is Bigger Than Yours

The party makes their way to the Martikov camp to meet with the owner of the Wizard of Wines, but Taillefer immediately butts heads with the rough around the edges, no nonsense Davian Martikov.

About Royally Screwed

Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an in person table.  We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play.  While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves.  We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others.

We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit  or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0. 

Our Cast of Characters:

Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa)

Music Credits (in order of usage):

Opening Music :  Epic Music by Soundbay  (used with license via AdobeStock)

Beyond Hill and Dale; Breaking In; Aen Seidhe; and Heart of Stone  -  The Witcher 3 OTS Music by Marcin Przybyłowicz & Mikolai Stroinskiand CD PROJEKT RED (used under Fair Use)

Lux Tenebras - Mikko Tarmia - Amnesia - The Dark Descent OST (Used with Permission)

Session 9 Part 1:  You Smell Like a Bird

Urwin Martikov sends a family member along with the party as they head to the Wizard of Wines to inquire about the hold up of recent wine shipments, which puts Taillefer into quite the tizzy. 

About Royally Screwed

Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an in person table.  We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play.  While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves.  We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others.

We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit  or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0. 

FIND US ON: 

Blue Sky

Our Cast of Characters:

Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa)

Music Credits (in order of usage):

Opening Music :  Epic Music by Soundbay  (used with license via AdobeStock)

Haven - Tabletop Audio  (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)

Session 8 Part 3: The Changing of the Guard

With the death of Izek Strazni, the party delivers proof of the deed to Fiona Wachter, causing a change in the leadership of Vallaki 

Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table.  We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play.  While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves.  We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others.

We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit  or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0. 

Our Cast of Characters:

Bean Hur - Elf Ranger Hunter (Played by Raphael)

Opening Music :  Epic Music by Soundbay  (used with license via AdobeStock)

Ghosts of Appalachia - Tabletop Audio  (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)

March of the Dead - Travis Savoie - From the album Beyond the Mists (Used Under Fair Use)

Session 8 Part 2:

With the plan to eliminate Izek Strazni underway, the party finds themselves facing a new challenge in the form of a full Barovian moon.

About Royally Screwed

Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table.  We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play.  While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves.  We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others.

We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit  or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0. 

Our Cast of Characters:

Bean Hur - Elf Ranger Hunter (Played by Raphael)

Opening Music :  Epic Music by Soundbay  (used with license via AdobeStock)

Abandoned Chapel - Tabletop Audio  (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)

Dancing with the Wolves - Travis Savoie from the album "Into the Mists"  (Used Under Fair Use)

Vampire Hunters - Travis Savoie from the album "Beyond the Mists"  (Used Under Fair Use)

Spirit of the Plains - Tabletop Audio  (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)

Session 8 Part 1: Lose an Elf, Gain an Elf

While the party discusses how to implement Lady Wachter's plan to eliminate Izek Strazni from Vallaki's political situation, a strange character claiming to have escaped from the dungeons of Ravenloft arrives at the Blue Water inn.

Note:  Royally Screwed will be working on uploading two/three shorter episodes each week rather than the larger past episodes.  We hope that limiting these episodes to between 1-1.5 hrs will be a more pleasant listening experience.

About Royally Screwed

Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table.  We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play.  While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves.  We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others.

We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit  or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0. 

Our Cast of Characters:

Bean Hur - Elf Ranger Hunter (Played by Raphael)

Opening Music :  Epic Music by Soundbay  (used with license via AdobeStock)

Before It All Began - Howard Harper-Barnes/Epidemic Sound  (used with license via Adobestock)

Moment of Life - Benjamin Cornelius (Used with license via Adobestock)

Abandoned Chapel - Tabletop Audio  (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)

Session 7 Part 2:  A Not So Silent Night

The party makes a deal with Fiona Wachter to assist with a power grab for the town of Vallaki but find their sanctuary at the Blue Water Inn is shattered by much more than invaded dreams.

Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table.  We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play.  While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves.  We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others.

We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit  or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0. 

FIND US ON: 

Blue Sky

Bean Hur - Elf Ranger Hunter (Played by Raphael)

Opening Music :  Epic Music by Soundbay  (used with license via AdobeStock)

"Ossuary 7-Resolve" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Mikko Tarmia - Amnesia- The Dark Descent OST - Lux Tenebras - Music by Mikko Tarmia and Frictional Games (Used Under Fair Use)

Mikko Tarmia - Amnesia- The Dark Descent OST -  Brennenburg Theme - Music by Mikko Tarmia and Frictional Games (Used Under Fair Use)

A Hearts Wish, A Different Fate - Tabletopmusic.com (Used Under Fair Use)

Dark Vestiges (Reworked)- Travis Savoie from Beyond the Mists (Used Under Fair Use)

Ancient Tomes - Midnight Syndicate - Symphonies from the Crypt -Used with expressed permission from Midnight Syndicate (https://www.midnightsyndicate.com). 

He Is the Ancient, He Is the Land - Travis Savoie from Into the Mists (Used Under Fair Use)

Vampyre - Midnight Syndicate - Symphonies from the Crypt - Used with expressed permission from Midnight Syndicate (https://www.midnightsyndicate.com). 

Mikko Tarmia - Amnesia- The Dark Descent OST - Theme for Unknown - Music by Mikko Tarmia and Frictional Games (Used under Fair Use)

Abandoned Chapel - Tabletop Audio  (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)