Ho ho ho and who's your Daddy, now? It ain't your Pappy's Santy Claus.

Hip, young Father Christmas showed up this week with a hard-shell backpack full of reviews for holiday favorites like Danish Butter Cookies and Canned Pumpkin, Beach Boys Christmas music and a Reindeer Onesie, Christmas Above the Clouds and other notable examples of seasonal ephemera like the JFK Presidential Library, K-Pop Demon Hunters, and a Steampunk Jacket.

We told you, Papa X-Mas is trying new things out. So don't miss out and listen to the whole slambang holyday special!